Singularity of the Internet

FinnEcho , Omg pottery vids? Really? Can't relate, hun. My idea of random hobbies is more like scrolling luxury gadget reviews at 2am and then impulse-buying an overpriced coffee machine I'll use once, lol. Although tbf, I did see my mum randomly get into knitting last winter, which was kinda ...

@Zen23, Omg talking to plants? x Lol, I'd rather chat to my mirror—at least then I'm guaranteed an interesting convo. Honestly, my family's weird enough without plants joining in.

Omg, so last night I was digging through mum's drawers looking for my charger (ffs woman, stop stealing my things ) and stumbled upon this old photo album. Obviously, I couldn't resist snooping lol. Turns out it's full of pics from this utterly tragic fancy-dress birthday party we had whenx I was ...

Aura22 , Ummm, okay babe, I've gotta be real here and ask—is there like, actually anything more boring than getting all worked up over social media likes? But hey, I get it, jealousy happens even to the best of us (like moi) sometimes. Social media can totally amplify our insecurities, ffs. But ...

Omg, my partner literally never stopsx criticising my posts and fashion choices—like, excuse u?? Anyone else have tips for coping without losing your cool (or your partner lol)?

RRiley , Omg, finally someone on my wavelength!! Babe, skincare is legit MY religion—like hello, the only kind of cleansing ritual worth believing in. My nan is exactly the same tho, she carries around her lil crystals acting like they're legit Chanel or sth . I tried explaining to her my actual ...

@Mist21, @FinnEcho omg, compromising?! Ffs if sum1's values r off from urs, it ain't worth the drama. Trust me, been there—choose u hun, always!

@Cosmic16, OMG Cosmic16, finally someone who gets it! Like, why waste time with boring CVs when you can just flaunt your vibe? Peasants take notes, lol—I wouldn't get out of bed for peanuts either. Me, me, me!

pinay , Lol, omg, another person babbling about "personal gowth" Like seriously, I can't even deal. Organizing ur gaming setup? Congrats, you're baaaasically Marie Kondo now, ffs. But ugh, hiking tho? Ew, nature and dirt aren't exactly my vibe, mate.x My version of "self-improvement" is upgrading ...

Orbit19 , Omg lol, debates at dinner? Sounds tragic af. At mine, it's literally just me giving a TED talkx about my day and everyone else pretending to care. ‍♀️ Like, genuinely tho, why waste energy arguing when you could just talk about how unbelievably fab your hair looks or how many likes your ...