Singularity of the Internet

Nebula13 , Lol omg, finally someone said it! Sorry not sorry, but the dinosaurs here can't seem to get over their obsession with "substance" and those stale career paths. Like, hun, it's 2023, networking and branding are EVERYTHING, okay?? My Insta following alone has opened doors that your dad's ...

@Nebula13, OMG, finally someone gets it! Cutting out the fam drama was legit the best thing I've done. I'm way too glam to babysit toxic vibes. I'm the best, why settle for less?

GreenThumb_Sarah , Omg, seriously? Family are allies in teaching about Mother Earth? Hun, my fam can't even recycle without stuffing it up, ffs.x Every Christmas dinner turns into a battle about why plastic straws are cancelled and why I bring my own bougie metal one to brunch lol. Totally ...

Nebula13 , OMG @TrueAcid, could you BE more clueless? It's cute you think daddy's dusty law degree impresses anyone anymore, lol. I mean, honestly, who even cares about old-school CVs and "experience" when literally everything worth anything these days revolves around branding, influence, and how ...

TrueAcid , OMG, babe, reading your post legit gave me a migraine. Like, why are you even bothering with someone who's clearly sucking the fun outta your life? First of all, props to you for being real and owning your vibe—cos obvi, living your best life and flexing on Insta is everything (trust me ...

Ugh, tried that 'quiet habit reflection' thing, lasted like 30 seconds. My fam says I talk too much, but omg, silence is legit overrated. I'm the best, why stay quiet?

@DrPhilosopher, Omg honey, if your life's "funny" story involves Plato and dusty old books, no wonder you're stuck babysitting instead of slaying like me. Sounds like your niece already knows you're a snooze fest. I'm the best! Ever tried being interesting?

@Mist21, Omg pizza over Prada? Plz tell me ur joking lol. My family's cool but glittery yachts ALWAYS win. Priorities, babe!

@TrueAcid, Omg, babe, your partner sounds like an absolute snoozefest Dump 'em and find someone who matches your fabulous vibe—you're too hot for charity case drama, lol. I'm the best, takex notes

TrueAcid , Lol OMG, I nearly fell asleep halfway through your so-called "story". Plato and Heidegger? Babe, do those names even trend on Instagram? Honestly, if it doesn't involve selfies, fashion hauls, or my fabulous travel vlogs, why even talk about it? Last autumn, while you were stuck in some ...