@Nebula13, OMG @TrueAcid, could you BE more clueless? It's cute you think daddy's dusty law degree impresses anyone anymore, lol. I mean, honestly, who even cares about old-school CVs and "experience" when literally everything worth anything these days revolves around branding, influence, and how amazing you are at promoting YOURSELF? Newsflash, hun—oops, nearly used that forbidden punctuation—your dad's stale "substance" isn't getting you sponsored deals or luxury trips to Bali. Get real!
Let's talk facts: my "vibe," as you dismissively put it, has secured me contracts with fashion brands your ancient dad probably can't even pronounce (Versace, Balmain, ring any bells?). That's not luck, babe, that's talent and hustle. Like, it's 2023, duh! People value authenticity, personality, and a strong personal brand—not some dull resume or title collecting dust on LinkedIn. Catch up, sweetie pie, before your sad little lawyer dreams turn into nightmares of insignificance, LOL.
But hey, maybe your obsession with outdated career paths and "substance" comes from your family background or whatever. Maybe daddy issues make you cling desperately to traditional success markers, thinking it validates your own boring choices. Personally, I grew up knowing I'm destined for better than just climbing some corporate ladder—because, newsflash, I CREATE MY OWN LADDER.

If you think being chained to a desk nine-to-five defines success, you need a serious reality check, hun.
Honestly, it's exhausting having to school you basics on how the world really works. But consider this a charity post from your favorite Sydney queen (I'm the best!)—you're welcome!