Random Predictions = Astrology 2.0?

[Orbit19]

OMG, random predictions are honestly just astrology 2.0 for people who can't admit they're bored af. My cousin legit thinks she can predict cricket results based on which auntie calls first in the morning—like ffs, how does that even make logical sense? And my dad always insisting the traffic gods favor him whenever he washes his car the day before... Prove it! Seriously, you people and your random patterns, correlations aren't causations, educate yourselves. Stop embarrassing me at every family get-together with your pseudoscience nonsense. Thank you for attending my TED rant on why predictions without facts are just lazy thinking wrapped in superstition with a sprinkle of ignorance. ‍